He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I don't deserve a penis
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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