If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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