I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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