It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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