Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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