Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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