Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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