Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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