I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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