where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
being pregnant is like rehab
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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