he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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