i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
So vagazzling was a success
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