Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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