either way he was missing a nipple.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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