Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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