Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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