whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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