This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.