are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.