Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You don't make any sense
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