i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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