my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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