She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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