i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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