So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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