She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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