y did u give ur computer a hand job?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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