how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
it glows. i had to have it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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