So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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