And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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