The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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