I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
