Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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