I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize