would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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