Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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