god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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