what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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