i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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