no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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