it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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