i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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