I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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