Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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