she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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