Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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