There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
