HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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