Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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