We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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