I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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