I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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