you traded sex for a burrito?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
third nipple confirmed
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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