Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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