Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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